punkasslouis:

why do people look so shocked when food falls into your cleavage but you eat it anyway like “oh no this grape has been spoiled by my bosom better throw it away” fuck no i’m gonna eat that boobie grape

thesassylorax:

misfirevevo:

ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR

THEY’RE NOT FIGHTING EACH OTHER THEY ARE FIGHTING THE FUCKBOYS

PAY ATTENTION TO CURRENT SKELETON ARMY EVENTS GDI

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reblogmyselfie:

1) sob story

2) sing adele

scomishe:

true love

deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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currentlyhungryaf:

lexlifts:

WOMEN ARE TAKING NONE OF THIS SHIT AND ARE STANDING TOGETHER I FUCKING LOVE IT
also thank u to some boys for helping too

thatfunnyblog:

this show is incredible

realfr-nds:

DO YOU EVER JUST HAVE THE BIGGEST FUCKING CRUSH ON SOMEONE EVER AND YOU JUST KNOW IT WONT WORK BECAUSE THEY’RE TOO OLD OR  YOU’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH OR THEY ARE TOO ATTRACTIVE FOR YOU SO YOU PRETTY MUCH SPEND WHAT FEELS LIKE ETERNITY HAVING THIS UNEXPLAINABLE FEELING FOR THEM UNTIL IT RIDS YOU OF THE SMALL BIT OF HEART YOU HAVE LEFT UNTIL YOU FIND ANOTHER PERSON TO HAVE THE SAME SHITTY FEELING TOWARDS