hermione-writes-fanfiction:

If you ever feel like a shitty person, just remember that once I was at the bookstore with my friend, and he suggested that we take all the copies of the Fault in our Stars and put the front book flap to the page where it’s Augustus Waters’ death, so the first words that are seen are “Augustus Waters died 8 days after his prefuneral”. And we did it to every single copy in the store.

mere + instagram selfies

sexhaver:

westindians:

R.I.P. the actual meaning of the word “aesthetics” 

the way this website uses “aesthetics” is 100% in line with the dictionary definition, what’s the weather like up there on your high horse

effington:

awwww-cute:

Synchronized waking up

I saw this 10 days ago and have thought about it ever since

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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kldzbop:

cyberuser:

kldzbop:

cyberuser:

kldzbop:

cyberuser:

knock knock

WHO’S THERE

leaf:)

LEAF WHO

leaf me alone ahAHAHA

YOU KNOCKED ON MY DOOR

baby: i- i-i-i- i-
mother: i love you?? are you saying i love you???tony come quick get the camera
baby: i-i- i dont understand why the new up-and-coming meme is a baby saying its first words, because its not really funny per say and it defies the very structure and iota of what a tumblr meme is; a short, chuckleworthy sentence such as ''..................slime man'', ''free him'' or ''i came out tonight to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now'' that can be put after an image post or text post alike. i am wholeheartedly baffled by this whole new meme era and i hope soon that we return to the conventional tumblr meme styles.

popmychieri:

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

childoflightningg:

everything about this screenshot is so in character